*HOW MY GENERATION STUDIES*
1. Goes to the study desk/room very determined.
Opens books. 🚶🏼💪🏼
2. Reads 1st,2nd, 3rd and 4th pages.
3. Re-adjusts, brings out phone.
4. Reads 4th page again. Turns on data
5. Turns to page 5 . Hears notification sounds.
6. Grabs phone , unlocks it.
7. Clicks on WhatsApp messages, smiles, types.
8. Opens Facebook, scrolls, scrolls some more.
9. Smiles, hits like, scrolls, hits like, comments.
10. Brings out biscuits/sweets/gum 🍭🍫.
11. Opens instagram, double clicks, scrolls, sighs,
curses, scrolls. 🙃
12. Takes a selfie, deletes it, takes another,
smiles, uploads same. 😎
13. Remembers book, feels guilty , reads 5th
14. Instagram comment notification enters ,
grabs phone, smiles, replies comments. 😐
15. Checks time, sighs, continues to read page 5.
16. Call comes in; Guy/Babe I dey 🙇🏻,
make we yarn later....
17. Sighs, flips pages to end of chapter, weighs
the volume. Checks time. 🕰
18. Reads page 6, hears Facebook chat
notification. Replies chats. 🙃
19. Looks around, stretches self. Sighs, Yawns.
20. Sighs again, closes book..(resolves within)...
Tonight, I will murder this course!.. 💪🏼Gets
up and carries books to the room.
21. Lies down. Sets alarm⏰ . Wakes up, adjusts
the alarm. Wakes up again, adjusts again.
22. Wakes up the next morning. Sighs. Curses
silently. (resolves withinz self)... This nonsense
will never repeat itself again .
23. The cycle continues!!!!