"The $15 million which EFCC discovered in my private bank account is for my medical bills."
- Dame Patience Ibifaka Jonathan
Albeit I promised a senior bro to stop posting stuffs about PGEJ going forward but I was flabbergasted beyond viva voce to read the above from our former First Lady. The first thing that came to my mind was "Was our former First Lady plagued with several diseases?" "Could she have been down with SARS, Lassa Fever, Ebola, HIV AIDS, 'Lakúegbé', 'Olóde', 'Sànpònná', 'Máawú Máawú' all at the same time to warrant such sleaze?".
For crying out loud, 15million USDollars is about N6billion! That's more than 5 states monthly allocation from the Federation Account in recent times. Besides, such humongous amount can conveniently build 8 maternity centres with modern day state-of-the-art equipment headquartered at each of the 8 local government secretariat councils of Bayelsa State. Why are humans inherently callous, obdurate and pachydermatous?